Thursday, May 3, 2018

New Fake Olympic Events

My latest list of #FakeOlympicEvents, compiled from my tweets during the 2018 Winter Olympics.
  1. Floor Hockey
  2. Curling Karaoke (https://twitter.com/NBCOlympics/status/967337582953746432)
  3. Winter Pentathlon - Skiing, Snowboarding, Figure Skating, Cross Country, and Speed Skating (https://twitter.com/Olympics/status/967335951948177408)
  4. Olympic Ring Toss
  5. Polar Bear Wrestling
  6. co-ed naked Bobsled
  7. Figure 8 Speed Skating
  8. Figure 8 Short Track Speed Skating
  9. Ski flying (https://twitter.com/Olympics/status/966506422618882048)
  10. Synchronized Skiing
  11. Synchronized Snowboarding: Big Air
  12. Sled Dog Racing
  13. Zamboni Races
  14. Go Kart Racing
  15. Synchronized Speed Skating
  16. hockey shootout with curling sweepers
  17. Downhill walkie talkie chasing (https://www.nbcolympics.com/video/race-officials-chase-walkie-talkie-down-mountain)
  18. Luge Cat (https://www.facebook.com/nbcolympics/videos/10157419992180329/)
  19. knock hockey
  20. football field-sized hockey
  21. Snow volleyball
  22. Ski Jumping Pairs (competing skiers need to jump together)
  23. Glacier Climbing
  24. Sledding
  25. Pond Hockey
  26. Ski Lift Jumping
  27. Ice Road Trucking
  28. EA Sports NHL '94
  29. Speed Skating Hurdles
  30. Ice World Javelin
  31. Shut up Pierre #NHLonNBC
  32. Miniature curling (curling with windmills and obstacles)
  33. Tag team skiing
  34. tag team luge (it's real, called "relay")
  35. Cross Country Speed Skating
  36. Street Luge
  37. Full Contact Biathlon