New Fake Olympic Events

My latest list of #FakeOlympicEvents, compiled from my tweets during the 2018 Winter Olympics.

1. Floor Hockey
2. Curling Karaoke (https://twitter.com/NBCOlympics/status/967337582953746432)
3. Winter Pentathlon - Skiing, Snowboarding, Figure Skating, Cross Country, and Speed Skating (https://twitter.com/Olympics/status/967335951948177408)
4. Olympic Ring Toss
5. Polar Bear Wrestling
6. co-ed naked Bobsled
7. Figure 8 Speed Skating
8. Figure 8 Short Track Speed Skating
9. Ski flying (https://twitter.com/Olympics/status/966506422618882048)
10. Synchronized Skiing
11. Synchronized Snowboarding: Big Air
12. Sled Dog Racing
13. Zamboni Races
14. Go Kart Racing
15. Synchronized Speed Skating
16. hockey shootout with curling sweepers
17. Downhill walkie talkie chasing (https://www.nbcolympics.com/video/race-officials-chase-walkie-talkie-down-mountain)
18. Luge Cat (https://www.facebook.com/nbcolympics/videos/10157419992180329/)
19. knock hockey
20. football field-sized hockey
21. Snow volleyball
22. Ski Jumping Pairs (competing skiers need to jump together)
23. Glacier Climbing
24. Sledding
25. Pond Hockey
26. Ski Lift Jumping
27. Ice Road Trucking
28. EA Sports NHL '94
29. Speed Skating Hurdles
30. Ice World Javelin
31. Shut up Pierre #NHLonNBC
32. Miniature curling (curling with windmills and obstacles)
33. Tag team skiing
34. tag team luge (it's real, called "relay")
35. Cross Country Speed Skating
36. Street Luge
37. Full Contact Biathlon