#FakeOlympicEvents
- Flaming Bow Archery (tie in - lighting the Olympic flame with a lighted bow & arrow)
- Competitive eating
- Foosball
- Water Rugby
- Fucking (They do it in the Olympic village anyway)
- some sort of parade-based event for the Opening Ceremony & ceremonious 1st medal
- Olympic Torch races (Opening Ceremony) - first one to ignite the flame/stadium wins Gold
- Skydiving
- Stair climbing
- mountain climbing
- indoor mountain climbing
- battle of the network stars
- Figure 8 Track
- Frisbee Toss
- Ultimate Frisbee
- WWE
- Pool Vault
- Bowling
- Candlepin Bowling
- Raquetball
- Squash
- Paddle boat racing
- oil wrestling
- duck hunting
- Olympic binge watching
- Equestrian Pole Vault
- Roundball Rock (the old NBA on NBC theme, since NBC used it this year)
- Swimming Hurdles
- Algae Swimming
- Window Climbing
- Jungle Gym
- Gymnastics - Perpendicular Bars
- Simon Says
- Slip-n-Slide
- full contact kayak
- shot put softball
- laser tag
- backwards running
- sledding (kids on a snow day)
- corn maze
- limbo
- running with scissors
- unsynchronized swimming (actually came from @Olympics https://twitter.com/Olympics/status/766380203320958976)
- nude barbed wire vaulting (a Johnny Carson joke)
